
Sunday, July 26, 2009:
In this, the new century, romantic entanglements can be quite complex. Seneca admits that he does yearn for the good ol’ days!
Seneca’s girlfriend Lucky’s boyfriend (Yes! Pay attention!) is a 22-year-old stud muffin. He happens to be entranced by an 18-year-old hottie.
Who isn’t?
The 18-year-old uses the poor stud muffin as a piece of meat. She has some affection for him, but not really.
A Fate worse than Death!
The 18-year-old has a gorgeous 16-year-old sister who is concerned about not having lost her virginity at such an advanced age.
There is so much to worry about when young!
18-Year-Old Hottie to Stud Muffin: ” Could you do me a favor? My 16-year-old sister needs to get rid of her virginity. Could you take care of it?”
Surprisingly, the stud muffin chooses NOT to save what he has to offer for Seneca’s girlfriend, or for the 18-year-old making the request, or for the married 33-year-old assistant states attorney he’s boffing, or for the hot 23-year-old female bisexual who not only “does” him but who desires Seneca’s girlfriend.
22-Year-Old Stud Muffin: ”Sure. I’ll do it!”
The guy eats his Wheaties!
18-Year-Old Hottie: “Thanks. I’ll set it up when my parents will be gone for the evening. You just go over and get it done.”

At the appointed hour, the stud muffin arrives and is led into the little girl’s bedroom.
16-Year-Old Gorgeous Virgin: “I don’t like you. I never want to see you again. I just gotta get rid of this!”
The stud muffin assumes the legendary missionary position, but cannot gain entrance. Seneca has not heard that he is overly endowed but, believe me, to the depths of his soul, Seneca hopes that he isn’t.
Seneca doesn’t ask, okay?
The stud muffin then reclines on his back and let’s the little girl take over. She assumes the cowgirl position and, after much effort, the deed is done.
Seneca’s girlfriend listens to the story, wide-eyed. At age 27, she is feeling the effects of advanced age.
Who isn’t?
Seneca’s own head is spinning, realizing that he is an alien transported into a strange new world. He thinks:
How do I get outta here?










