What Do You Say to the Mom?

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Monday, March 09, 2009:

The woman walks in, early 40’s, hotter than hell.  She’s got a wild, tight body with a mane of flowing blonde hair.  She’s sexy in a street-tough, I-can-kick-your-ass kinda way.  Minimal makeup and short, unpolished fingernails prevent her from being called feminine.

Maggie and one of my roommates are also in the room.

Sitting on the couch, she accepts the bottled water and glass of ice I hand her and says:

Woman:  “Mike, I heard you know my daughter.”

Now I’m flustered.  I don’t know what to say.  It’s NOT appropriate to say “She’s a great piece of ass.  She’s so good at her chosen profession!”, is it?

I kinda wanted to say “Families that hook together, stay together!”, but that didn’t sound right either.

I did want Mom to know that I never touched her daughter.  So I say:

Seneca: “You know, the only time I actually talked to your daughter was at a dinner when I sat across from her.  She’s a real sweetheart!”

But that didn’t really get the point across either. 

Mom gets me off the hook by saying:

Mom:  “She’s really doing well now.  She just had a baby. She was really sick, you know!” as she nods at Maggie with her eyes rolling back in her head from her methadone high, implying her daughter was a heroin addict.

Seneca:  ”Yes, I did hear she was sick. I’m very happy to hear she’s doing well!”

Her Daughter “Sweetie Pie”

Published in:  on March 24, 2009 at 1:24 pm Comments (4)

Dave Elms, the Face of Scum

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David Elms
Sunday, February 15, 2009:

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Mug shots and booking information are from the Office of Sheriff Joe Arpaio in Phoenix, Arizona

Booking No. P512718

Pre-Trial Inmates are innocent until proven guilty.
David William Elms
Booked:  02-15-2009

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Sex:       Male
Race:    Asian or Pacific Islander
Date of Birth: 04/09/1971
Height:  5′ 7″
Weight:  220 lbs
Eyes:      Brown
Hair:      Brown

In Custody for:

Felony Count – Conspiracy to Commit:   Murder – First Degree – Premeditated  (Seneca notes that this charge was eventually dropped.)

Felony Count – Conspiracy to Commit:  Aggravated Assault with a Deadly Weapon/Dangerous Instrument

Felony Count – Conspiracy to Commit – Narcotic Drug Possession for Sale

Felony Count – Conspiracy to Commit  – Possession of Weapon by a Prohibited Person

Felony Count – Possession of Drug Paraphernalia

The Phoenix New Times states:

Victim 1: 32 year old female

Victim 2: 62 year old male 

Investigators state that Mr. Elms contracted to have the woman killed and the listed adult male victim seriously injured.  Mr. Elms was arrested without incident by officers from the Phoenix Police Department’s Special Assignments Unit. 

Seneca Adds:

Seneca personally believes that Victim 1 was intended to be a high-dollar Los Angeles escort who possesses a body of which dreams are made. 

The operator of SexWork.com, a Web site based in Phoenix that focuses on the sex trade, says that he himself was intended to be Victim 2.  SexWork.com has posted allegations that Mr. Elms has coerced prostitutes into having sex with him, and that he would ruin their reputations if they did not accede to his demands.  The Operator states that Mr. Elms wanted to hire someone to break his legs.

Dave Elms is the name most people associate with The Erotic Review.  While Treehouse Park S.A. is the registered owner of The Erotic Review, Dave is the founder and is assumed to be the current head of the company.

The New York Times called The Erotic Review the Amazon.com of prostitution.

The Erotic Review’s main purpose is to facilitate interaction between internet escorts and johns.  Johns write reviews of escorts, specifying what services are offered and the enthusiasm with which the escort provides such services.  The quality of an escort’s reviews can greatly help or hinder her income.

Dave Elms is reputed to order escorts from around the country to fly to his home and provide services to him in return for protection of or enhancement of her reviews.  Most go unwillingly, but feel forced to comply because of his industry power.

One reported being in his bedroom and being told to provide oral while he got high on his crack pipe, Dave’s wife in a nearby room.

The reason so few want to come forward against Elms, says activist and working girl Karly Kirschner, is that “these women have had a traumatic experience, probably are feeling used and manipulated and humiliated. They’re in a state of shock like any other survivor of assault.”  “No court in the U.S. is going to hold Elms accountable for embezzling free sex from a bunch of criminal whores.”

From Melissa Gira Grant, May 12, 2008:

The following is an anonymous Craigslist ad which sought witnesses to speak out against Mr. Elms:

Have you been raped by Dave at The Erotic Review?
Reply to: pers-632884435@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-06, 6:36PM PDT

Are you one of the women Dave Elms has coerced into unsafe sex to stay on his website?  Did he ban you because you refused?  Did you contract an STD from your rape?  Are you interested in making sure that this doesn’t happen to another woman?

If you are willing to tell your story to a private investigator who will guarantee your anonymity you can help stop this. Please send a brief description of your experience with him and you will be contacted. With a few women who are willing to go on record this man can be stopped – and you will be able to bring a civil suit and make him pay for what he has done.

Elms has already been in the spotlight for his part in artificially puffing up the reputation of the busted-up NY Confidential agency, including accepting a monthly $5,000 bribe to keep its escorts’ ratings at the prized 10/10 no matter what their clients actually said about them. 

Other accusations leveled at Elms are removing the positive reviews of providers who won’t date him or his employees, which, the escorts claim, could damage their business and reputation. Is it really true that even in the sex business, to get a good performance review, woman are still asked to sleep with the CEO?

Update March 3, 2009:

“Amsterdam, The Netherlands (MMD Newswire) March 3, 2009 – The Erotic Review (www.theeroticreview.com) and one of its founders and longtime contributors, David Elms, have parted ways.”

Published in:  on February 16, 2009 at 10:18 pm Comments (7)

Carrie’s Got a New Job!

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Saturday, December 27, 2008:

Kim, Seneca’s escort-friend, calls this morning:

Kim:  “Mike, Carrie is broke and doesn’t even have cab fare.  Can you drive her around a little today?  She lives near you and has a couple of appointments.”

Seneca:  “Sure!”

Seneca picks Carrie up at her home where she lives with three pit bulls and a dog who is half pit bull and half bull-mastiff.  She calls the latter dog “the horse”.  He notices that she is on the taller side with long medium-brown hair.  She’s cute in the way any woman in her twenties who is slender and well-groomed is cute.  She has a wonderfully-formed tush hugged by tight black slacks.

After sliding into the car, she uses a sticky roller to remove dog hair from her black sweater. 

Picking her up at 3:00 pm, the appointment over and now cash-rich, she asks to be driven directly to Kim’s.  Kim is a heroin addict.

Carrie’s sister is an escort who advertised on Craigslist.  The sister never screened and was busted several times.  Carrie’s sister is a heroin addict.

Carrie’s sister awaits sentencing, probably for delivery of heroin, as the State of Illinois generally does not send escorts to prison.  To Jail, certainly, but not to prison.

Carrie has solved the screening issue by working for an agency that rabidly screens clients.

Carrie had not had sex in nine months.  Yesterday, her first client gave her a real pounding and she is raw today.  The john from 2:00 pm to 3:00 pm today also was enthusiastic, leaving her wondering how she would be able to handle her 6:00 pm john.

Carrie, referring to the 2:00 pm john:  “Mike, that guy was HUGE!  (She holds her hands apart to indicate size.)  When I told him that, he was proud, but I was scared.  He pushed all my insides up!  I wonder if he saw the tears in my eyes?”

For the 2:00 pm appointment, Carrie earned $300 less a $90 fee to her agent, a $45 cost of the room purchased on priceline.com, and a $15 referral fee to Kim.  Carrie netted $150.  She is able to use the room again for her second client today, making that appointment more profitable.

Picking her up at 5:30 pm for her next appointment, Carrie nods off several times in the car.  Seneca assumes it’s the effects of heroin bought from the recent trip to Kim’s.

Carrie:  “Mike, I am RAW!”  We gotta stop at Walgreens and pick something up.  I’m not sure I can do this next appointment!”

She purchases K-Y moisture enhancing Silk-E.  Cost is $18.00.

Picking her up at 7:00 pm when the appointment ends, Seneca asks:

Seneca:  “Honey, how did it go?”

Carrie:  “Mike, I thought I was gonna die.  When I first put the K-Y on, it burned like hell!  I thought I was gonna have to cancel the appointment!  Then, after a minute, it went numb down there, and I was fine.”

None of the three clients tipped, despite her reporting their effusive praise.

Thus concludes the story of Carrie’s first two days and first three clients  in the business!

Published in:  on December 28, 2008 at 2:35 am Comments (4)

Professional Dominatrix

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Thursday morning, June 26, 2008:

My friend the agent called this morning to let me know that he is representing a professional dominatrix.

He assures me that the woman will treat me like shit, then refuse to have sex with me, all for a modest $400 per hour.

He claims this skill to be in short supply.

I must tell you that I’ve been able to acquire this treatment in the past at a vastly lesser rate, and from non-professionals.

Is it possible to be better mistreated by a professional?

Published in:  on June 27, 2008 at 3:09 am Leave a Comment

A Traveling Lady’s Insecurities

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“Whore” from zoetrix’s photostream on flickr.com
December 2, 2007:

A traveling lady stayed at Seneca’s place recently.

On her first work day, Seneca booked her work room at the hotel she likes.  He booked on Hotwire, knowing full-well the three-star hotel secured on Hotwire is always the particular local hotel she loves.

On the second day:

Escort:  “Mike, get me a room! I’ve got an appointment in an hour. I’m jumping in the shower.”

Seneca (later):  “Good news, honey. I got you in the same place as yesterday.”

Escort: “WHAT??? I’VE GOTTA SEE THAT F*CKIN’ DESK CLERK AGAIN TODAY. YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A GODDAMN WHORE!!!”

The screaming went on for 5-10 minutes. That was the end of any hopes for friendship on Seneca’s part.

She again got a call requiring quick service, but was out of rubbers.

Escort:  “Mike, you got any rubbers?”

Seneca:  “Sure, honey, here’s a big box.”

Escort:  “WHAT??? THESE AIN’T LUBRICATED!!!”

Seneca:  “Honey, girls don’t like to suck on lubricated condoms.”

Escort: “THE F*CKIN’ TRASHY WHORES YOU SEE GOTTA USE RUBBERS, CUZ THEY’RE SEEING SCUMMY GUYS.  I ONLY SEE CLASSY GUYS, SO I DON’T NEED TO USE A RUBBER.  YOU NEED TO UPGRADE WHO YOU SEE!!!”

Seneca thinks to himself:  “Yeah, right!”

The relationship continues to devolve.

Escort:  “SuzyQ doesn’t see black guys.”

Seneca:  ”It helps that she specifies that on her website, as it nips those issues in the bud.”

Escort:  “So you’re saying I’m scum for seeing black guys.”

Seneca:  “I NEVER even insinuated such!!!”

The relationship cannot get worse.

Over the days, she gets several calls from guys that can’t wait fifteen minutes to see her.

Escort:  “Yes, I’d love to see you. Give me an hour. Oh, you can’t wait an hour?”

Escort:  “Mike, when I stayed in my own room, I was always ready. Look at the business I’m losing by staying with you!!!”

Seneca:  “Honey, tell me which hotel you want to stay at. We’ll get your clothes out of my place, and I’ll drive you there right now!!!”

Escort:  “BUT THERE’S NO BUSINESS!!!”

Seneca cannot wait to be rid of this woman!

On a Friday night, Seneca has a legitimate date with a non-escort.  The Escort has a call with a client, so Seneca couldn’t take her out anyway.  The Escort’s pissed that Seneca’s date is eating crab legs while she’s warming up noodles in her hotel room, waiting for her client.  She explodes at Seneca when he picks her up.

Seneca cannot wait to be rid of this woman!

She claims to be mid-thirties, but isn’t.  She is moderately known nationally and is well-reviewed on the review sites. 

Published in:  on December 2, 2007 at 12:31 am Leave a Comment

Mr. Cool

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February 11, 2007:

He speaks with a volume of air emanating from the back of his mouth, like a loud whisper. His eyes almost close, he cocks his head, his body sways a little, and his hands move almost in rhythm to the music of his speech.

He thinks he is so cool!

He was able to confuse young white girls throwing themselves at him with his own personal attractiveness, overlooking the fact that the girls themselves confused him with the crack he was supplying.

Some escorts, like the Superstar, fired from their agencies due to unreliability, would give their bodies to Stacy in trade for dope, whereupon he would diddle them silly and offer them to his friends at very low prices.

Once a crackhead and dope fiend himself, he gave drugs up for his chosen profession – being a crack dealer. It is important not to deal drugs and use them yourself, as it is difficult to stay ahead of the police when one’s judgement is so clouded

But Stacy met a girl, and this one was special.

This girl moved in with Stacy, and loved to get high. Off drugs for years, Stacy knew he could handle it. His honey needs her man to get high with her, and he’s her man!

This woman was so beautiful, so sexy, such a dream, that a man would do anything to have her.  That included reverting to the crack lifestyle to share that life with her.  It included selling drugs and stealing to pay the way for her.

A man would do anything for her!

Stacy had seen scores of crackheads stare at a point on the rug for hours, stuck like chuck.

He had seen a little creaking of the house feed their intense paranoia, a major symptom of crack use, such that they would arise, walk softly to the door to check the locks, then walk slowly to the windows, careful to not make any noise. Peering through the blinds, they would search every part of the scene, certain that an enemy or the police were outside.

Satisfied at the check of the windows, they would re-check the door locks, then every room of the house for a hidden intruder, then back to the windows.

But Stacy knew he could handle it! He had overcome drugs!

One night, higher than a kite with his honey, he heard a noise, then another, and another.

He just knew that some animals were coming for his stash of crack and his girlfriend. HE’S TERRIFIED!!!

Retreating to one room with his stash, girlfriend, and loaded revolver, he hears noises everywhere, in every room of the apartment!!! With so many intruders obviously in the apartment, he knows they will take his supply of crack, gang-rape his woman, and disembowel him.

He was left with no choice.

HE CALLED THE POLICE!!!

The police arrived with drawn weapons.  They slowly and methodically searched every room of the apartment.

They found no intruders. Even the wind stopped blowing.

The problem for Stacy is that they searched the apartment, invited in by Stacy himself.

Because he has had several previous convictions, Stacy is now domiciled at the Men’s Penitentiary at Statesville.

His girlfriend is shacked up with someone new.

However, his IQ, reputed to soar into the double digits, can never be taken from him.

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Published in:  on February 11, 2007 at 10:20 pm Comments (9)

A High-Volume Traveling Lady

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Photo is from flickr.com and is not a photo of my friend herself.

SuzyQ is a traveling lady and still comes to Chicago.  She’s just incredible – perfect body, angelic face, and enthusiasm for her job. Best of all is her personality – sparkling and vivacious.  Her accent is so enchanting!  I love her.

But……….

I am friends with SuzyQ’s friend, a 24-year-old married traveling lady formerly of Belle De Jour in Florida.  The 24-year-old had earned quite an income during her few days in Chicago,  and I drove her to my bank to trade a pile of cash for a cashiers check. The bank wouldn’t do it, but that’s another story.

I expressed astonishment at how much could be made in just three days in Chicago. That’s when she dropped the bomb. She told me that her cash was nothing compared to the pile SuzyQ takes home.

SuzyQ generally books ten paid hours a day, at $300 per hour, when in Chicago. Of course, some appointments might be longer than an hour, so she may be seeing less than ten guys.

All I could think of was SuzyQ walking in her room, her pu$$y leaking sperm. I know, I know, she uses condoms, but I imagined rivulets of seminal fluid streaming down her slender, toned thighs. Dammit, the stuff was probably coming out of her ears!!!  I know that I could see the WHITES of her eyes!!!

Aren’t the dollar signs in the word “pu$$y” poetic and somehow so descriptive!!!

Then I thought of the germs all over her body. Dammit, clients kiss her!!!

OMIGOD!!! Does she do facials??? Listerine should make portable showers!!! Maybe with a power douche attachment!!!

And then what about all those guys who had just done whatever just before you got there???

I don’t wanna know. I just don’t wanna know!

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Published in:  on December 2, 2006 at 1:09 am Leave a Comment

“Not So Easy” Money

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Photo is from Flickr.com and is not a photo of my friend herself.

November, 2006:

Escorts certainly have some good clients.

On the other hand, clients are sometimes fat, old, have dysfunctional personalities, and are not the brightest people in the world.   Some think of women as just sex objects, without feeling.   Some do not have enough respect for the girl to show up freshly showered and scrubbed.  They stink!

If you met some of the guys, you would be wondering if the money is enough.

I am friends with a 24-year-old married provider with a body of which dreams are made, an angelic face, and a very sweet personality.  Now independent, she lives in the southeast and was formerly with Belle Du Jour of Florida.

When visiting Chicago, she asked me to come over as she needed someone to be with her.  She was nauseated when I arrived and had just vomited all over the bathroom.

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A 51-year-old well-known john had just left.  He is known for attempting service without protection, sometimes without the girl even knowing that he’s slipped off the rubber, and for insisting that the session be filmed.   He is uncircumcised and does not shower as often as he should.

My friend could not stand the smell when she went to provide the bareback blowjob, and she stopped the service to wash him herself.   As he was uncircumcised, she was unable to clean him as well as she should have.   She described the odor and the scum to me which caused her to barf all over the bathroom after providing the service.  

This business can sometimes be horrid for the escort.

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Published in:  on November 30, 2006 at 1:25 am Leave a Comment

She’s A Travelin’ Lady!

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A friend calls and asks for Seneca’s help in moving a traveling lady from one hotel to another.  She’s the same woman he chauffeured Saturday. 

She slides into the passenger seat and is sobbing.

There’s more to this “chauffeur job” than Seneca had bargained for!

Seneca:  “What’s wrong, honey?”

Traveling Lady:  “I sold my soul to the devil for money, and there’s no money.”

Seneca:  “Things have been slow, honey.  Have you thought of a regular job?”

Traveling Lady:  “I tried a corporate job. I can’t live on a couple grand a month!”

Her website says she’s in her mid-thirties.  Seneca think she’s fibbing by ten years.  Her rate is higher than the $300 rate of the perfectly-formed Mika, at the time age 20, now retired.  She does offer more services than Carter has pills, all enthusiastically delivered, according to her reviews.

Seneca:  “Honey, I remember reading Jayne Doe only did a couple of calls a week. She probably had a regular job. How about something like that?”

Traveling Lady:  “JAYNE!!! I know Jayne Doe!!!”

Seneca:  “NO!!! I’ve been dying to meet her! What’s she like?”

Traveling Lady:  “I only met her once. She had her hair in braids, a checkered, kinda country, shirt on, and jeans. She’s like the girl-next-door. Very sweet!”

Seneca:  “Sounds like my Jayne-sey. She’s retired now. Too bad I’ll never meet her!”

Her mind is now on other things, and she’s stopped crying.

Seneca:  “You mentioned your boyfriend. How’s he doing?”

Traveling Lady:  “No one’s ever touched me like he touches me.”

Seneca:  “Damn!  I’ve always dreamed that a woman would say that about me!  Wonder if the guy gives lessons? Honey, you can’t let a guy like that get away!”

Seneca remembers something she mentioned Saturday, and he asks:

Seneca:  “When you bring a girl home, is she for him or for you?”

Traveling Lady:  “FOR ME!!! I let him play too.”

Seneca:  “Do you ever get emotionally involved?  Does it affect your emotional relationship with him?”

Traveling Lady:  “It could! That’s why I only bring girls home that I pay for.”

Seneca thinks:  “PAY FOR???  She’s gotta pay for it too???”

It never dawned on Seneca that girls whose services are bought also pay for it.

Seneca drops her at her hotel and tells her to be a good little girl.

It’s extremely tough on someone being stuck in a hotel for a lengthy visit and seeing only clients.   She probably needs shorter trips or a travelling partner.

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Published in:  on November 8, 2006 at 7:37 pm Leave a Comment

Hookin’ at Age 12

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Photo from Flickr.com and is not a photo of Sweetie Pie herself.
September, 2006:

Some girls have fathers who graduated from Harvard Business School and mothers from Yale Law.  Others have Latin King fathers and dysfunctional mothers.

I’m sure you can guess which category Sweetie Pie falls in.

I joined a group for dinner at the Gale Street Inn a few weeks ago.

Arriving late, the only open seat is across from the Sweetie Pie herself.

“Geezus, honey. You look 15! Do any of your clients say anything?”

“The guy I was just with said I look 12.”

12 is a magic number for Sweetie Pie, as that is the age at which she started hookin’.

The owner of a local gas station offered her $1,000 for oral sex at age 12.  She readily complied and was impressed with her power.   She must have looked 8-years-old at the time.

That incident led to further encounters at the gas station, but at a reduced fee.

In her early teens, she took to smiling at men, implying more than just a smile, and gaining rewards.  She was “walkin’ the track” in her own neighborhood at a tender age.

She now sports a Cook County Jail Photo ID proving that she’s age 18, but she sure doesn’t look it.

She looks 15.

She looks sexless.

She is not fresh and new.

Evolution screams to men that younger women are better at having our babies, but Sweetie Pie’s body just does not seem to be talking to anyone.

Her body has an odd shape with a large bowed stomach.

Small breasts lay upon her curved tummy.

Her face is very young with soft, big eyes.

Her hair, although long, seems unwashed.

Her fingernails are not groomed.

There is nothing of a sexual nature radiating from this 18-year-old girl.

She is proud of her new car.  Others at the table tell her how smart she is.  Look!  She can afford a new car at the age of 18!!!

Whatever she is selling has an extremely short remaining life, having already been marketed for quite some time.

I think of Sweetie Pie’s realization over the next few years that her product no longer has esteemed value.

I imagine her taking consolation in drugs.

I imagine her degeneration into working the street.

Finishing a quick dinner, I arise, give her a perfunctory kiss on the top of her head, and wish her well.

I hope I am wrong.

Did this kid ever have a chance?

Published in:  on September 27, 2006 at 10:47 pm Leave a Comment